My new organization....
*looks up from newspaper*
We have many exciting programs to help out the people who have what we call "The Stupid." Classes such as "Shape and Color Recognition," "How to Cross the Road," and "Reading: YOU'RE HOLDING THE BOOK UPSIDE DOWN, MORON!" have helped over one million people worldwide. Lets here what some people have said about our program:
"Its great. I was in the special ed class at school, but thanks to CMA, I graduated at the bottom of my class!"
- George Bush
So come on by. We just might have a place for you*
*Probably not. Just die*
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